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| Deep Phunky Clav - Lapdance Music.mp3 |
 Deep Phunky Clav - The Music that Alan lap dances to throughout the series, mainly in front of Tony Hayers! - Thanks to Conrad Knight. |
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"Sorry Michael, that was just a noise!"
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"God created Adam and Eve, he didn't create Adam and Steve."
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"Ahhhhhhhhhh" |
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"And now it's time for Alan's fact of the day." |
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"Let battle commence!" |
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"I'll have a pint of bitter!" |
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"What did you have for breakfast this morning?" |
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"Read the small print on your contract!" |
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"When de boat comes in." |
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"It's so depressing, isn't it?" |
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"Access to Dixons!" |
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"Cock-a-doodle who!" (real cockrell sound)
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"Yes! It's an extender." |
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"My own tip is never throw water on a fat fire, it'll take your face off!" |
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"Fire! Fire! The Fayre's on Fire!" |
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The farmer's tune on Alan's radio programme. |
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"You fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother!" |
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"Couple of gremlins in the system there, ghost in the machine." |
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"Just going for a walk!" |
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"Hello Camp David." |
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"I'm kind of a homo-sceptic." |
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"Oh, you ignorant cunt!" |
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"You ignorant shit!" |
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Music from the intro of I'm Alan Partridge, followed by "the string-back just gives you a bit of extra purchase." |
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"I'm your man!" |
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"Jurassic Park!" |
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"Kiss my face!" |
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"Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk." |
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"Ohhh, ladyboys!" |
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"Tell me about the ladyboys!" |
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"Would you like me to lap dance for you?"
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"Here listen to this, it'll blow your socks off!"
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"Looks like a lady, but er really it's a man." |
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"Couple of gremlins in the system there, ghost in the machine. Perhaps a metaphor for er... goodevening" |
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"We're not gay!" |
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"Ohhhhh mince!" |
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"Ohhh no." |
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"Hello, Partridge." |
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"Take a pinch of white man." |
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"Wrap him up in black skin."
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"Add a dash of blue blood." (Michael - geordie) |
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"Add a dah of blue blood." (Alan) |
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"And a little biddy bit of red indian boy." |
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"Something else in geordie." |
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"Petrol station!" |
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"Just put that in the bin." |
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"She was certainly er, first in the queue when God was handing out chests!" |
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"Rolled on the thighs of a virgin!" |
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"Yeah, well they're scum bags, aren't they!" |
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"Why don't you shove it up your arse!" |
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"If Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL your up slack alley. Now who's it to be, me or Cliff Thorburn." |
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"Smell my cheese you mother!" |
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"Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap!" |
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"The string-back just gives you a bit of extra purchase." |
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"Have you ever thought that suicide might be the answer?" |
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"You could swing a cat in here." |
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"Up with the Partridge." |
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"What did you have for breakfast this morning?" |
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"Who..........Who do you think you are?" |
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"Windscreen washer fluid!" |
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"I'm leaving you, you cow!" |
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