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Alan's Love Asylum! |
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Alison Partridge... |
63KB |
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Alright guys... see the match? |
67KB |
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And a bag of Minstrels |
15KB |
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Back of the Net! |
11KB |
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OK Lynn, what do you think of the Polo Kneck? Balls out of the bag on this one... |
328KB |
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Boob Olympics, The Eurovision Thong Contest, and Wet Christmas |
57KB |
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Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain, this is the AutoBahn! |
69KB |
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Calm down Lynn! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! |
162KB |
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Cashback! |
10KB |
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Michael, if he hits me, will you hit him first?... Yeah, Chicken Stock! |
105KB |
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Coffee machines are the future Lynn. Kettles are sadddd. |
43KB |
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Come on Sonya, let's be appauling. |
30KB |
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Crash... Bang... Wallop... What a video! |
94KB |
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Did you know that there are no Dutch Elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting! |
172KB |
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Do you just want the petrol then? |
10KB |
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Do you realise there is no way I could have drawn a chalk penis on my back. Ask yourself two questions, how and why? |
66KB |
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Do you think i work in a petrol station?! |
20KB |
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Don't draw a cock! |
15KB |
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Eye, coz whe i was in the army... |
17KB |
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Flat-ly my dear I don't riverdance |
31KB |
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Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love with now? |
37KB |
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Lynn, hand me the apple pie, and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict. |
116KB |
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He's just using the forecourt to turn round. He thinks he's Rod Stewart. |
103KB |
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Hi kids, it's great to be back in my fine old school. I nearly sent my son Fernando here but came into some money, and was able to educate him privately. You can't muck about when it comes to your own kids. |
143KB |
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Hot Topic! |
15KB |
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How and Why |
14KB |
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I believe we've established that! |
22KB |
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I drive a car, but not like this! |
57KB |
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I now have the third best slot on Radio Norwich, I have a military based quiz show on cable television called Skirmish, and I've got a girlfriend. |
90KB |
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I present a military based quiz show on a daytime digital channel called UK Conquest. It's got 8,000 viewers. Let me put that in perspective - it's 11 times the population of Hemsby. |
145KB |
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I remember you once cained me for once having a chalk penis on the back of my blazer... that's what Nazis war criminals say. |
120KB |
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I think every profession has it's shits. Sorry about the bad language... Big Balls! Fanny Hair! |
194KB |
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I was clinically fed-up. |
18KB |
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By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember... Rubber up. At your age it's still illegal. You don't want to end up in prison. Some of those guys don't know how old you are, or if you're gay! |
148KB |
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I'm off for a mushroom slice at a BP garage |
44KB |
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It's hotter than the Sun! |
50KB |
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I've got a girlfriend... |
176KB |
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Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is, it went tits up!... |
315KB |
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Let's have a look at what this idiot did in America |
38KB |
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Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shak'in Stevens! |
76KB |
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Michael, release the headmaster |
22KB |
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Intro Music |
80KB |
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Nazis! |
12KB |
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No offence Lynn... your life is technically not worth insuring. |
143KB |
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Occasionally I dust venture South... And when I go south I've got to say, it's like a breath of fresh air. |
106KB |
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Open the door!... Wanna Mars bar, swivel! |
356KB |
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People Bounce Back! |
22KB |
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Perhaps those people were caught short... they do it on purpose Lynn! |
48KB |
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Plane in a giant bra having a slash on an airport! |
34KB |
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I remember I got a chalk penis drawn on my back by some shit!... |
124KB |
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Sail away, sail away, sail away... |
98KB |
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Scum on the run! |
159KB |
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Shoot from your hip, your new hip |
38KB |
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Sweaty Raphael... I've just realised it's you, how the devil are you? |
154KB |
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Tell me what you mean by watersports... |
57KB |
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The temperature inside this apple... could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down! |
169KB |
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There is a zero tolerance policy on denim in the bar?... chap of about six... Nazis! |
275KB |
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Two years ago I was a mess... I was repelant to women for two years... |
282KB |
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What are you doing hanging round a school, bit weird isn't it?... |
101KB |
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What pump number?... |
520KB |
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We are talking about 'Who is the best Lord'... |
138KB |
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You can stop giggling or I'll take down your particulars! |
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You work in a petrol station Michael, not the Gulf War... |
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Your road safety video is doing well... |
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