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Alan puts his privates back in his pants - "The boys are back in the barracks!" |
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One of Alan's intros to his radio show (Cocka-doodle-who). |
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Alan tells someone that he sounds like Dr No out of James Bond. |
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Alan asks Michael for a drink (Gin & Tonic). |
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Alan asks Michael whether you can still say "Chinky". |
692KB |
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Alan wins a job with Hamilton Water Breaks, and says "Kiss my face!" |
475KB |
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Michael tells Alan a story about a Ladyboy but has to change the story's ending when Jill enters the room. |
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Alan has 3 drinks one after another and then says "Ladyboys!" |
754KB |
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Alan sings 'Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin, add a dash of blue blood... something else in geordie'. |
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Alan calls Michael a daft racist. |
381KB |
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Alan see a woman go past and says "I'd love to have it off with her... rrrhh sex!" |
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Alan talks about a Saniflow 33 toilet on a boat and how it flushed a pound of mashed up Dundee cake away. |
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Alan has 2 obscene callers on his radio show - "Have you got a brain or is your head just full of shit!... You ignorant cunt!" |
561KB |
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Alan says that a farmer has had a infected spinal column in a bap, for breakfast. |
672KB |
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Alan says "wy-eye" and thinks it sounds a bit geordie. |
287KB |
