Alan Partridge and Gina Langland - "ABBA Medley"

G: I'm nothing special
   In fact, I'm a bit of a bore

A: Ahh, no, you're not boring. But 
   If I tell a joke you've probably heard it before

G: I don't believe that

A: You probably have

G: But I have a talent
   A wonderful thing

A: 'Cause everyone listens when I start to sing

G: I'm so grateful and proud

A & G: All I want is to sing it out loud

A (throughout G's part): Take a chance, take a chance, etc...

G: If you change your mind, I'm the first in line 
   Honey I'm still free 
   Take a chance on me 
   If you need me, let me know, gonna be around 
   If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down 

G: Take a chance on me

A: That's all I ask, honey

G: Take a chance on me

G: Chiquitita, you and I know

A: Do you see the stars, Fernando?

G: The winner takes it all

A: Mamma mia, here I go again

G: I have a dream

A: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight

G: Voulez-vous (A: aha!)
   Take it now or leave it (aha!)
   Now is all we get (aha!)
   Nothing promised, no regrets

   Voulez-vous (aha!)
   Ain't no big decision (aha!)
   You know what to do (aha!)
   La question c'est voulez-vous
   Voulez-vous...

A & G: You can dance
       You can jive
       Having the time of your life
       Oooh 

A: See that girl

G: Watch that scene

A: Dig in the 

G: Dancing queen

A: Thank you for the music, the songs you're singing 
   Thanks for all the joy you're bringing 
   Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty 
   What would life be? 
   Without a song or a dance what are we? 
   So I say 
   Thank you for the music 
   For giving it to me 

G: Waterlooo...Knowing me, knowing you-ooo....

A & G: Ahaaa!