Tony Ferrino - "Lap Dancing Lady"

Ooh, lady

Went to a bar
I was lonely and lost
When I saw her there
Lap dancing lady
With sensuous eyes
And ever-flowing hair

Soon as she said
"Good evening, sir"
I felt something
Begin to stir
All at once
Quick as a flash
From my pants
I pulled out the cash
So that she
Would lap dance for me
And I said...

Lap dancing lady
You drive me crazy-y (lap dance, lap dance, taking a chance, some sweet 
romance)
Lap dancing lady
I'll give you rings and pearls (lap dance, lap dance)
But the sign read
"Don't touch the girls"

She worked her magic
As I tried to speak to her
With my eyes
Hoping she'd see
I was different
From all those other guys

Ooh...

Give me a wink
Give me a sign
Give me a signal
You could be mine
After the dance
Came to a stop
Folded a note
Into her top
Would she see
The message from me
And it read...

Lap dancing lady
Do have my baby-y (lap dance, lap dance, taking a chance, some sweet 
romance)
Lap dancing lady
I'll give you rings and pearls (lap dance, lap dance)
But a voice said
"Don't touch the girls"

(Baby can't you see
You are so much more to me
Than a pretty face
(Dance awhile with me)
Your sweet personality
Makes my heart
Start to race)

I wandered home
Feeling just like a fool
Over what I've done
What made me think
Out of thousands of guys
I'd be the lucky one

Open the door
I was at home
Checking for calls
On the answer phone
Heard a voice
Pretty and clear
Just like music
To my ear
"Hi it's me
And I'd so like to be
Your personal..."

Lap dancing lady
You really caught my eye (lap dance, lap dance, taking a chance, some sweet 
romance)
Lap dancing lady
Dance for you all my life (lap dance, lap dance)
Now she's my lap dancing wife

Wo-oh-oh....

Lap dancing lady
You really caught my eye (lap dance, lap dance, taking a chance, some sweet 
romance)
Lap dancing lady
Dance for me all my life (lap dance, lap dance)
Now you're my lap dancing wife