Tony Ferrino - "Stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart"

Now all of you guys out there listening to me
If you're looking for love then be careful, you see
If a girl is too perfect then she'll probably
Laugh in your face, tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

A lisp or a stammer is all that I need
A stuttering girl makes me weak at the knees
They're ready for love and they're eager to please
Representing three countries

I've got Lisping Lolita in Lisbon
I've got Stammering Mandy in Amsterdam
But my Stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart
Sh-sh-sh-she makes me feel like a man

You might say that it's wrong to betray
Articulate girls, I suppose they're OK
But I like a girl with something extra to say
I guess that God made me that way

I've got Lisping Lolita in Lisbon
I've got Stammering Mandy in Amsterdam
But my Stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart
Sh-sh-sh-she makes me feel like a man

A constant stuttering
Excessive uttering
Miscellaneous muttering
Won't get me in a huff
Her speech impediment 
Is barely prevalent
Fact it's irrelevant
When were m-making love

I've got Lisping Lolita in Lisbon
I've got Stammering Mandy in Amsterdam
But my Stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart
Sh-sh-sh-she makes me feel like the
Caring and sensitive
Wonderful guy that I am, cha-cha-cha, ciao!