Tony Ferrino - "Other Men's Wives"

He steals other men's wives,
Ruining other men's lives,
Before the husband arrives.
Better look out,
The wife-thief's about
To steal other men's wives.
Parking in other men's drives.
It's time to sharpen your knives,
To fight off the pest,
The unwelcome guest.

He comes like a thief in the night
To take what's another man's right
So husbands if you love your wives, beware
Insatiable, he'll never stop
Till finally he's on top
Because like Everest they were there

He steals other men's wives
Nobody's marriage survives
Under their covers he dives
If you were nice
Beware, he delights
In having other men's wives
This man depraves and deprives
Look out he schemes and connives
He has his fun
And then he will run

A girl may be pretty and tan
But he is no ordinary man
For if she's single, he won't look at her
For him, it's part of the game
When she bears another man's name
Well, that's the woman that he prefers

He steals other men's wives
Mister Divorce Lawyer thrives
He feels other men's wives
Morals, who cares
A stud must have mares

Then one day I saw him
This despicable man
Coming nearer and nearer
And in an instant
I recognised who he was
As I look in the mirror...

I steal other men's wives
Ruining other men's lives
I steal other men's wives
When you're out of town
Then I'll come around
At midnight we meet
I'm very discreet
You're off on that trip
I'm loosening her zip
We lock all the doors
He shoots and he scores
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Other men's wives!