Tony Ferrino (and Bjork or Kim Wilde) - "Short Term Affair"

F:
It's a short term affair
You are my children's au pair
But I just couldn't bear

F & B:
To keep my hands off you

B:
I was barely eighteen
What you did was obscene
But to me it felt clean

F & B:
What else was I to do?

F:
The memory still lingers
You cooking the kids fish fingers
And ironing

B:
Each morning you come down
In your paisley dressing gown
then you'd sing and this yearning started for a
short term affair

F:
No intention to stray

B:
I was caught in your snare

F:
But my wife was away

B:
You were so debonair

F:
So I thought "What the hey"

F & B:
I know I can't resist

F:
It was a short term affair

B:
You're the man, you're the boss

F:
When I found you right there

B:
Like the father I lost

F:
Cleaning our silverware

B:
So to hell with the cost

F & B:
Right then at once we kissed

B:
You took me to the kitchen
Your hands kind of started twitchin'
I felt so shy

F:
Nothing could stop what followed
But lucky for me you swallowed
Every lie
God alone knows why we had this 

F & B:
short term affair

F & B:
It was a short term affair
Like a ripe camembert
There's a smell in the air

B:
I know it's all over now

F:
Try to be strong somehow

B:
I'll start a brand new life

F:
Please, please don't tell my wife

B:
I won't, I won't stop loving you

F:
Please! please don't tell my wife!

B:
Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen

F:
We must never meet again

F & B:
Short term affair (B: ooh)
Short term affair (B: baby, baby)
Short term affair (F: ooh-we-ah)
Short term affair